12-26-2009, 07:09 AM
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Hey. I talk to top pua's every day. I'm like one of the coolest pua's ever, and if I wanted I could be like Neil Strauss & Tyler. I'm one of the first guys in the community. If you guys knew who I really were you guys would go Banans. Shit!
I have got 5000 blowjobs in my life. How many have you guys got. None I guess.
Here are my top 10 tips for getting 5000 blowjobs like me. It's all you need.
1 ) Get into the habit of starting conversations just for the practice. Release your outcome and find a zen in the process.
2 ) Between approaches, always remember to smile while mingling.
4 ) Be chatty - really - and convey a strong sense of fascination. Talk about relationships and the mysterious, and use lots of humor as well as emotional and sensory descriptions.
7 ) As you hang out with her, and she has an opportunity to win you over, THEN show her increasing interest. She must recognize that she has genuinely won you over with her personality.
8 ) Balance indicators of interest with indicators of disinterest. Do this both in your conversation with her and also as you escalate with her physically. This has a nuclear effect.
9 ) Wear one accessory that gives other people an excuse to initiate a conversation with you. Have a good story prepared for when this happens.
10) Have a life. Go to the gym and stay in shape, and continually improve your wardrobe. Cultivate your circle of female friends. Throw parties. Put effort into your social circle. A girl should imagine herself being a part of your cool life.
Shit! Yo!
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12-26-2009, 07:21 AM
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Nice one!
Personally I always backwards merge while being cocky and funny.
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12-26-2009, 11:48 AM
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12-27-2009, 01:35 AM
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Did a quick Google search, you just copy and pasted Mystery's top 10 PUA tips from eseduce.com:
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12-27-2009, 02:35 AM
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That is simply not true Pua Comic. If you would just read my post. I talk to Mystery and top pua's everyday, and i'm one of the original guys in the community. I invented this stuff, maybe even before Mystery, and I thaught him this stuff.
If you knew who I was Pua Comic you would faint of amazement. I have the craziest infield vids ever made, but I attended the rsd free tour with Papa last year, and signed the form that says I can't teach pick-up for 4 years. This means that Tyler won't allow me to show you guys the infield vids. But if you would be able to see them you would shit your pants. They're that good.
Did anyone of you guys use my tips when you were out sargin' yesterday. My guess is no, and you guys got no blowjobs.
Why don't you guys use tips from top puas to get blowjobs??
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12-27-2009, 05:08 AM
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I've had over 9000 BJs.
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12-27-2009, 06:29 AM
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No, you haven't. My guess is 4 tops.
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12-27-2009, 02:35 PM
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Well okay, four plus 9000.
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12-27-2009, 04:10 PM
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No thanx, I do not want your BJ's.
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12-27-2009, 04:15 PM
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You're trying to be funny, but how many blowjobs have you got?
This is the type of humour I see from guys who has alot of supressed anger when it comes to getting to few blowjobs. So the anger comes out in the form of sarcastic humour.
Pathetic.
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12-27-2009, 04:22 PM
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I still dont want your BJ's.
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12-27-2009, 05:26 PM
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Oh BTW, Freud would have a field day with you, Got 5000 Blowjobs.
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12-27-2009, 06:51 PM
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This shit is copy pasted from Mystery. Be at least an original faggot.
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12-27-2009, 10:46 PM
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Why don't you just entertain me instead?
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